If I've learnt anything since sixth-form began, it's that I'm particularly skilled. Oh yes, I have a great talent and friend in [consuming] food.
    Above even that - my bed, who is undoubtedly my best friend. It's a great relationship, often accompanied by a cup of tea and a regular snooze (of course!).

Both my pals combine to make me happy. It's great.

all I can say is that, it's in the rules.


(it's not actually all that funny. the tears could act as evidence, if you feel that is required?)

 

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